Greenspeak fans lock Jay Thomas out of house and home!

Greenspan fans last night, clinging desperately to their retiring chairman's nickname, attempted to thwart the spread of the inevitably catchy and cool "Benankular" by locking Jay Thomas out of house and home, hoping he would slowly freeze in the icy 50 degree weather in Astoria, Queens. A chilly Mr. Thomas called his wife in a panic, once again proclaiming that they should not only move to Costa Rica to rid themselves of governmental mind-control key-forgetting interest-rate moving tools to the man such as the ones he had been subjected to, but for the 85 degree tropical breezes and tiki bars. "The man made me forget my keys, Moli, the man. It's time to go."


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