An Early Halloween Turns Ugly For Bernankular Leader

Several radical Greenspeak proponents in masks accosted Jay Thomas on his way out of Duane Reed today, leaving him physically unharmed but stealing several bags of chocolate Mr. Thomas planned on enjoying tonight while watching some bad TV. “It was horrible, man, there I was one minute all happy thinking about candy and the next minute two men dress like Ronald Regan and Marty Feldstein come out of no where and started yelling. I think they were trying to say trick or treat in Greenspeak or something. Starting a world-wide movement is brutal.”

It appears to be working though as Bernankular become the third official language of Canada today and has been added to classroom curriculums in Fiji.