The Team Arrives

Twenty-four hours after they departed for New Jersey, a discombobulated Bernanke Brigade arrived at Princeton suffering only minor casualties along the way. "We decided, purely for the sake of Bernankularization, to see if Greenspeak was being used in the casinos, buffet lines and exotic dance clubs of Atlantic City. Gaming is big business in America and it needs to be free of contradictory Greenspeak dialogue."

The warriors appeared haggard, red-eyed and smelled slightly off. “Our finances are depleted, we’re thirsty, tired and hungry” said their fearless leader Jay Thomas as he emerged from the party van that parties no more. His clothing appeared to have been lost along the way as he wore only boxer shorts announcing that he had ‘Lost his [posterior] in AC’.

But Jay, evoking the likes of such past leaders as Cesar Chavez and Winston Churchill rose to the occasion and rallied his troops, “Now is the time to save Bernanke! Greenspeak is on the rise again! Men, women, poker-playing chimps – let’s go!”