Sizzling Six?

The Fab Five, members of an alternative life-style makeover and life coach team on the Bravo television series Queer Eye for the Straight Guy are looking to recruit a sixth member to take on the role of Bernankular Speech Therapist.

Jai Rodriguez, the beauty guru for the group, commented on their search effort, “Our first choice was clearly Jay Thomas. But, we decided it may have been confusing since we already have a Jai in our group, and I spell my name the quirky queer spelling way and he clearly didn't." Thom Filicia continued the thought, “So, after nixing Jay, we then looked to his life partner, ‘Moli’ Thomas. Fun spelling, a Thomas, probably well versed in the Bernankular. Well, you’d imagine our shock and dismay to discover that as stylish as he may be, Jay is a breeder and Moli is, well, a female!” Kyan piped in, “So, what better way to meet some fresh new blood then throw a Bernankular Party! Ted will be making some fantastic crudités and hors devours and we will find our Bernankular man - somewhere out there is a Myke, Shaun, Jawn or a Billie waiting to board our ship!”

Carson was unable to attend the press conference, crushed at the new of Jay’s heterosexuality, and was last seen attempting kept trying to put a pink scarf on Jay while screaming, “but it’s Dolce and it’s cashmere!!!”

The Sizzling Six will be visiting homes everywhere in the spring.