On October 25, 2005, a humble man of mythic proportions, Jay Thomas changed the world (and Webster’s dictionary) when he coined the term "Bernankular" to honor new Fed Chairman, Ben Bernanke. Understand and follow the man behind the madness and help us as we make Greenspeak a thing of the past.

Wednesday, October 24, 1990

Young Jay Thomas does it again . . .

After swimming, running and jumping, the young Jay Thomas can cook up a hearty appetite and no one has more refined culinary skills than he. These skills were demonstrated as today he single-handedly invented the Velveeta and grape jelly sandwich. "The amazing color scheme aside," our young chef noted, "the texture of the creamy rich cheese blending with the sticky sweet jelly hits all the notes desires in a complete meal. Plus it's d**m tasty!!"

Velveeta and Welsh's are currently in a bidding war over uses of the young man's image on their product.