Naked Jay Does It Again

Never one to disappoint the crowd, Jay Thomas after a mesmerizing rugby victory, shook what his mama gave him and delighted the crowd with a naked celebratory dance. Onlookers noted improvements in his form and style while noting a certain saddness to the dance this time, possibly as Naked Jay embodied the spirit of the dicotomy where for every winner there must be a loser. When asked his motivation, Jay declared, "yyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh."

The Rug survived another party.