More unecessary rug violence in Jersey

In more of the series of sick and twisted dormitory rug and night table hazing, a stain was discovered on The Rug this morning after a particularly rowdy night in New Jersey. A sullen bewildered Jay dropped to his knees besides his treasured possession and exclaimed, "why?” He looked to his other love, Moli Strandemo, to make sure she escaped the party unscathed. She consoled him and he fruitlessly attempted to rub out what appeared to be some sort of colorful fruity alcoholic beverage spilled by a young bouncy blond female, time of incident approximated at 4:35am.

Jay spent the entire afternoon perfectly adjusting The Rug to minimize the appearance of the gross indignation until satisfied and proud of his work, he sat back and admired.